高考英語閱讀理解（笑話類）

　　A year ago, I paid no attention to English idioms, though my teacher emphasized(強調) the importance again and again. But soon, the importance of English idioms was shown in an amusing experience.

　　One day, I happened to meet an Englishman on the road, and soon we began to talk. As I was talking about how I was studying English, the foreigner seemed to be astonished. Gently shaking his head, shrugging his shoulders, he said, “You don’t say!” “You don’t say!” I was puzzled. I thought, perhaps this is not an appropriate topic(適當的話題). “Well, I’d better change the topic.” So I said to him. “Well, shall we talk about the Great Wall? By the way, have you ever been there?” “Certainly, everyone back home will laugh at me if I leave China without seeing it. It was magnificent.” He was deep in thought when I began to talk like a tourist guide. “The Great Wall is one of the wonders in the world. We are very proud of it.” Soon I was interrupted again by his words：“You don’t say!” I couldn’t help asking, “Why do you ask me not to talk about it?” “Well, I didn’t request you to do so, ” he answered, greatly surprised. I said, “Didn’t you say’ you don’t say？” Hearing this, the Englishman laughed to tears. He began to explain, ‘You don’t say’ actually means ‘really!’ It is an expression of surprise. Perhaps you don’t pay attention to English idioms.” Only then did I know I had made a fool of myself. Since then I have been more careful with idiomatic expressions. Remember: what the English teachers said is always right to us students.

　　1. A year ago, I paid no attention to English idioms because _______.

　　A. English idioms were not important

　　B. I was not careful with English idioms

　　C. my teacher didn’t emphasize the importance of them

　　D. I had no interest in them

　　2. At first, on hearing “You don’t say,” I thought the foreigner meant _______.

　　A. he was not interested in the topic

　　B. he was only interested in the Great Wall

　　C. I had talked too much

　　D. I had to stop talking

　　3. The underlined word in the first paragraph probably means _______.

　　A. interesting                        B. important

　　C. terrible                             D. unlucky

　　4. Which of the following is true according to the passage？

　　A. The Englishman left China without seeing the Great Wall.

　　B. The Englishman wanted to see the Great Wall after I talked about it.

　　C. The Englishman wanted me to act as his guide.

　　D. The Englishman visited the Great Wall and thought it worth visiting.

　　5. After the Englishman explained the idiom, _______.

　　A. I thought the Englishman had made me a fool

　　B. the Englishman became a real fool.

　　C. I felt very silly

　　D. I became more carefully in everything

　　【答案與解析】本文向我們講述了作者因為不明白 “You don’t say”英語習語的確切含義而發生的一場笑話。

　　1. B。事實細節題。根據A year ago, I paid no attention to English idioms, though my teacher emphasized the importance again and again(盡管老師對英語習語強調了很多次，但我還是沒注意)可知作者對學英語習語是很粗心的，即答案為B。

　　2. A。事實細節題。根據I thought, perhaps this is not an appropriate topic可知答案為A。

　　3. A。詞義猜測題。閱讀全文可知這是一次非常有趣的經歷，amusing意為“有趣的”，即答案為A。

　　4. D。事實細節題。根據他的回答Certainly, everyone back home will laugh at me if I leave China without seeing it. It was magnificent! 可知答案為D。

　　5. C。推理判斷題。根據Only then did I know I had made a fool of myself可知答案為C。